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so apparently when your shaver just isnt cutting your hair, you should just turn up the speed instead of lowering the number... so basically now i have shorter hair then intended, ohhwel

just watched 300, quite americanised, actuallysurprised they didnt say america fuck yeah. more a movie for the girls (diver dan in cock-jocks) but saying that there was some good parts, like the slow-mo limb removal right before the dude loses his head. basically for guys you will need to be drinking(make you apreciate violence more) aand for girls, well you should probally wait till its out on dvd to fastforward the uberbloodshed, and slowmo the buff guys wearing cockjocks(most of the movie)

anyhow, the day after tomorrow at 6am, i leave for africa and while will probally not be in contact that often if at all, i will not be thinking of you. well maybe a little on those lonely nights..... ummm yeah, uhhh no booty since newyears does bad things...

love ya kids

Roekus McGee

all written while drunk on a train


i am a flawed being, flawed in every way that makes me less flawed

i saw god once and said "hi",
he didn't turn around,
he mustn't have reconised me

my gramma may be poor, but at least im not a whore

sobriety is for other people

and plenty more which i may ppost

And alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long broken urn
For his mourners will be outcast men
And outcasts always mourn

off Oscar Wildes tomb

now ive just come back from getting breakfast, chicken and avacado. but on the walk home i happened to pass a midget with an umbrella, this inn itself wasnt so bad, but the lil fuck tried to rip out my jugular with on of the spokes on his umbrella. now i have a nice red scratch where he got me, i mean comeon if the lil fuck was 3 inches taller he would havee removed one of my fucking eyes. thus i amm hereby createing a patition to either ship all midgets off to las vegas where they can spend the rest of their days being laughed at, or to ban all midgets from owning any property, including but not limited to umbrellas. who is with me?


ps does anyone know/have the banana bolts suncream song, i really want it.

yeah still in london, on sat ive got a info day about volunteering in africa, which if it is possible, will take me on a 6 month training thing, then 6 month to a year volunteering thing. yeah i know roek trying to save the world, thats not right. also im looking into a 40 odd week journey across africa with an adventure tour group, which would be cool unless all the other ppl on it are old. and also looking into volunteering to work helping rescue and rerelease animals in south america which is the el cheapo option, at 15-25 pounds a week, i could do that easy.

anyhows, will probally be in europe till after st pats day, then well who knows?? blue knows, your my boy blue..

lotsa love roek

ps im going to embed that pick thing in that persons brain, they've been chipping at that wall for 3 days now, which has lead me to have a heuge headache. murder should be legal in cases involving tools. :)

current plans to anyone who reads lj,

hit eddibruughaor or what ever to visit ryan then to amsterdam to get generally fucked then on a cruise for a week at 16 pounds a night, i know awsome, then to ireland for mass guinessage, then off to africa. till oktober.

but all that requires planning thus im not sure how much of it will happen, hopefully it all

toodles cock fags

way too bored, someone give me something to do, or some one to talk to about anything(apart from the belguims noone likes a belgui,m)_

no mo work for me till at least the begining of feb, woooo
damn livejounrnal not being able to express my happieness

yay only one more freaking week of 6 day work till holidays.
oh and if your driving along the mountsbay rd around 9 am ill be wearing a santa hat while working
gotta love work... not

roleplay


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i just watched this show and it made me think, about all the things that i would like to do before i die, but of course i realise that there are many things that would like to do but just havent thought of them, so post some things you'd like to do before you die. heres some of mine

go basejumping
go to asia
learn a forein language
go on a camping trip with one other person and chill for a week
see a wild lotus flower
comfort someone i dont know
get a blacklight tattoo

im back again, fucking tired and shit but back...woo

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My blurrly looking face, some mornings are just plain hard

2. How much cash do you have on you right now?
$10

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
breast

4. Favourite plant?
Im going to have to say breast again

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
You have zero missed calls

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
Thje buffoon me thinks

7. What shirt are you wearing?
sleeping gown

8. Do you "label" yourself?
alcoholic

9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
None

10. Do you prefer a bright or dark room?
Dark usually, cause then i see good

11. What did you have for breakfast?
KFuckingC

12. Since question 12 is weirdly missing, make some shit up.
ummm mister is this question meant to be sooo hard?

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
drinking

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
Sup

15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
yes the stupids things popup right when im about to click

16. What's an expression that you say a lot?
I find that mildly arousing

17. Who told you they loved you last?
Mummywinks

18. Last furry thing you touched?
myself... hehheeh

19. How many hours a week do you work?
none atm, yay freedom

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none

21. Favourite age you have been so far?
18, subsequently i cant remember any of it, im sure it musta been hells good

22. Your worst enemy?
some guys from my primary skoool

23. What is your current desk top picture?
Deer fire

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
toodles

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to go back in time and fix all your mistakes which would you choose?
the money, half the fun was making those mistakes

F I R S T

First best friend: Nickolas green
First break-up: i believe in free love
First screen name: cyric
Self-purchased album: ummm, cant remember
First funeral: Ulpa or however you spell it
First pets: Family : some dog, cant remember
First piercing/tattoo: Eye brow

L A S T S

Last car ride: driving home
Last good cry: year 6
Last movie seen: D2 the mighty ducks
Last beverage drunk: water
Last food consumed: leftovers
Last phone call: timmy
Last time showered: just then
Last shoes worn: uggies
Last item bought: orange juice
Last annoyance: ppl phoning my house whilst i was trying to watch TV

S P E C I F I C S

Do you do drugs?: too much cafine, weed, and basically any other drugs... i like experimeenting
What is your birth date: 29th jan 1985
What kind of shampoo do you use?: dunno
What are you most scared of?: that i mihgt out live some of my friends and that would just plain suck
What are you listening to right now?: the gental rattle of my FREAKING computer fan against someting
Where do you want to get married?: Las Vegas, sorry rinseypoos, but thats the only place i can think of that id get married at, i guess we werent sposed too be
How many buddies are online right now?: 16
How old are your siblings: 23 and 25

F A V O U R I T E S

Colour: dark green
Food: redbull
Boy name: pinochio
Girl name: Azhrei, ahh my own invention
Subjects in school: biology
Animals: squirrels
Sports: mud wrestling, havent watch any yet, but fuck yeha
Perfume: anything but that old lady musk

H A V E Y O U E V E R

Given anyone a bath?: Nope, i was the youngest
Smoked?: too much
Bungee jumped?: nope, but will
Made yourself throw up?: damn strait i have
Skinny dipped?: yeppers
Ever been in love?: i fall in and out of love multiple times a day, ahh hot women
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: nope, i cant make myself cry
Cried when someone died?: nope
Been rejected?: nope, im to lazy to try in the first place
Rejected someone?: Yes
Done something you regret?: not that i can think of

L A S T P E R S O N

You touched: heeh i could ssay myself, but ummm jane or bree
Hugged: hayles
You IMed: dunno
IMed you: see above
Called you: my uncle
You called: your mum, mwah
Bought you flowers: dunno, someone on a valentines day me thinks

W H O D O Y O U W A N N A

Kill: im a flower, we dont kill, we just sway in the wind
Slap: noone Playfully: gwen stefani

W H I C H I S B E T T E R

Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: candy
Tall or short: tall

R A N D O M

In the morning I am: dead to the world
All I need is: nipple tazers
Love is: a passing whim
I dream about: fucking scarey shit, hey like i should stop with the whole watching of multiple scarey movies
Last person you danced with: my lovely raver friends
Makes you smile: my friends
Who has a crush on you: dont really care, but hey if they wanna look at my arse, and such a sweet arse it is, that fine by me

D O Y O U E V E R

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: yeah, then id have boobies
Wish you were younger: not really, i have fun

N U M B E R

Of times I have had my heart broken: zeor
Of hearts I have broken: None that i can think off, but im always up for finding out
Of guys I've kissed: ummm probally 4
Of girls I've kissed: bout 6
Of continents I have lived in: 1
Of siblings: 2
Of tight friends: bout 10 i guess, im soo frindly
Of CD's I own: old stuff like AC/DC
Of scars on body: too many

oh a few quick words before im gone
































ewan like lil boys

well ladys and gentlefags, its time to say my goodbyes, well atleast for a month. for those of you who dont know, im going off to work in marblebar for a month, excitement plus. well thats about all i can write cause im leaving... oh yeah kiddles, dont do anything i wouldnt whilst im away.

toodles lvoe roek

damn zone and damn my crappy leg, oh and while im at it damn driving meaning that i couldnt get drunk, body neeeding alcohol fix, but kinda dont want to drink beer(hmm wonder if bottlos are open)

damn you zone, i cant sleep now grrrr

drink today drink tomorrow, drink the next day, then drink some more!!!!
now the age old question, what to drink?

guess whos back, guess who back, guess whos back, baaaackkkk
roekies back, roekies back, roekies back, suck on my nut saaack
hop in the sack, scratch my back, show me your raaaackkkkk
crack is wack, crack is wack, crack is wack, waaaackkkkk

well tomrows a long drive for me down to my holiday house so much rest is required (specially with this on coming cold). if anyone wants me(in both sences of the word), too bad you'll have to wait till sunday. later lads and ladettes and ewans(not sure what catergory ewan belongs to)